We' re gonna die, die, die, die hard!

Pocas pelis de acción me engorilan tanto como la saga de 'La jungla de cristal'.
Son cojonudas, son geniales, son la puta hostia y no decir tacos para describirlas es no estar a la altura de lo que suponen; dos horas y media de acción pura y dura... y para duro John McLane.

La estructura de las tres pelis es parecida; John está tan tranquilo y de repente algo sospechoso comienza a surgir a su alrededor. Pronto se ve metido en un lio en que nadie lo había llamado, salvo en la 3 que es una venganza. Las tres tienen en común que la acción sucede sin parones, es decir, no hay una investigación policial previa, ni pasan meses hasta que resuelve el caso, ni nada de eso. Aquí se monta el pollo y en el mismo día se destroza lo que sea para resolverlo.

Como todos deberíais saber, en septiembre se estrena la cuarta entrega. Por supuesto es una peli de esas que pasarán 20 años y diremos 'fuí a verla al cine y lo recuerdo como si fuera ayer'. Por favor no os la descargueís del emule, ni la veaís en mala calidad. Esta peli se merece verla en el cine, con sonido dolby y sentir como explota la casa blanca al 100%, sin píxeles de por medio.

Aquí os dejo el trailer en castellano, donde sucede lo anteriormente citado:


Pero la sorpresa que me ha empujado a escribir esto ha sido la maravilla de canción que ha compuesto un grupo, Guyz Nite, resumiendo las tres entregas anteriores y hablando del trailer de la cuarta. Recordad chicos: We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!!


Remember when we first met John McClane?
Argyle picked him up from the plane,
And took him down to Nakatomi Tower...
To meet with Holly.
He came to get her back and to be her man,
But Hans and his buddies fucked up the plan,
And that's about when everything went sour
At the Christmas party.
And the terrorists were over-zealous,
But it was sweet when they killed Ellis!
And, with a little help from Allen,
John McClane kicked ass!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!
No one dies harder than John McClane,
Even when his wife's stuck on a plane
About to crash into the Potomac River...
On the eve of Christmas.
And airport security kicked him out,
But John McClane is just too damn proud,
And nothing could have made him not deliver...
'Cause that's his business!
And with a lot of fights and gunplay
He blew that plane up on the runway.
And, with a little help from Allen,
Holly's plane could land!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
No one dies harder than John McClane,
Saving all the passengers on the train.
But Simon wasn't clear with his intentions:
It was just a distraction!
And there was no way McClane could know
That Hans Gruber was Simon's bro.
And that's what made it "Die Hard: With A Vengeance"
With Samuel Jackson!
And the good cop wouldn't miss this,
Even though it wasn't Christmas.
He didn't get any help from Allen...
But only in part three!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!
Finally we're back with John McClane
Now we got a choice, and the choice is plain:
We can live free or we can die hard,
As hard as we can.
From taking on a terrorist he's never met,
To taking on an F-35 jet,
With the greatest car explosions by far...
This sure looks sweet, man!
And we know what the basic gist is:
There ain't no Allen, and it's not Christmas.
We don't know but we're pretty sure that John McClane kicks ass!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!